as a matter of fact i wasn't tiff the ravens were a team. i stopped following football back in 8th grade. i have been faking it at super bowl parties ever since. i mean i know how many points you get for a field goal. i know what a first down is. let's just say while i never miss an episode of cbs sunday morning i'm typically not in front of the tv when sunday afternoon roles around. it just takes so much time to be a football fan. even if i only watched ravens' games this year that would be over 50 hours of my life. i'd rather spend that time doing something productive. like watching every james bond movie ever made. or all five seasons of breaking bad. >> i accept who i am. i'm a bad guy. >> reporter: or that you-tube video, that guy who tries to jump into the ice pool again and again. that one is great. okay. maybe i'm not that productive. but i just can't get into watching football. i'm probably one of the few guys my age who has never even play played. and fantasy football? sounds like my nightmare. but as a red blooded heterosexual ame